the ugly cry

The ugly cry is the kind of thing actors and actresses train for years to defeat. It involves your eyes getting puffy, red and bloodshot, your nose running off your face, your skin getting blotchy and red, and your facial features bunching up rather unattractively.

Girl 1: Oh God, who died?

Girl 2: What do you mean?

Girl 1: I just saw Evelyn in the bathroom, doing the ugly cry in the corner. I just figured...

the ugly cry by Pixie Toes January 26, 2010

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the ugly stick

Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.

She got hit it the ugly stick.

the ugly stick by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

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The ugly cuckling

That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.

Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally

The ugly cuckling by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 31, 2020

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the ugly kind of pretty

When a person, mainly a guy, is pretty in his own way but not attractive. There is the only thing that makes him pretty when the rest of him really isn’t.

Person 1: Hey you know Josh Hutcherson?
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: Do you think he’s attractive?
Person 2: Mmm no. He’s more like the ugly kind of pretty
Person 1: Oh yeah true

the ugly kind of pretty by ZoeInnit October 30, 2023