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the spits and the spins 

This is when you've had way too much to drink and you're on the verge of being sick. The spits refers to the salty, watery mouth feeling when you're about to puke, and the spins refers to the dizziness.
Last night, Caroline drank til she had the spits and the spins.

the shlits 

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.
on thursday luke owen had the shlits!
the shlits by josh May 7, 2005

the spits 

When you are really drunk and your at the point right before you throw up and you just keep spittin.
That dude is fucked up man he got the spits
the spits by d-ricktar November 8, 2010

The Splats 

A form of violent diarrhea that leaves large splatter marks on the inside of the toilet bowl, and occasionally one's underpants.
I went to the taco stand at lunch and just had a huge case of the splats.
The Splats by JackS17 June 9, 2016

the spits 

That watery feeling you get in your mouth right before you puke.
"That vodka was fucking gross. I was fighting the spits for a good twenty minutes after that shot."
the spits by hot like sauce September 19, 2011

The Splats 

Diiiiiiaarrrheeeeaaaa.
Oh no...I've got...the splats.
The Splats by 13 March 26, 2003