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The Fidget Spinner 

A new, revolutionary sex position in which the male lays flat with an erect pene while the female positions herself in cowgirl position, then proceeds to lay flat on top on the male, spread her arms and legs out wide, then the male uses his hands to spin her around the axis of his phallus, imitating the movement of a fidget spinner on the tip of a person's finger
"David tried the fidget spinner on me last night and it was spectacular."
"I stubbed my toe on a dresser doing a fidget spinner on Tanner."
"My dick felt like it was being drilled into a sponge when Sheila did the fidget spinner on me."
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skinned the bear 

to pull back the foreskin on a penis befor giving head
...that bitch even skinned the bear, it was fuckin amazin !

the fidget spinner 

A sexual position where the female rotates on the males penis while the male spins her like a fidget spinner.
Damn Bro! she got so nauseous when I busted the fidget spinner on her last night.

The Conch Spinner 

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.
The Conch Spinner by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011

Skinned The Snake 

When you pull out after having sex and the condom slips off your penis, remaining in the chick's vagina.
I was banging this chick last night, and when I finished, I Skinned The Snake.

The Toe Shit Spinner 

When you finger your girls anus with your toe in a circular motion.
When we were doing hacky sacky last night, I gave her the toe shit Spinner