When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

When Shit Breaks The Shovel by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

put down the shovel 

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

put down the shovel by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023

Shovel the dirt 

An vicious anal pounding you will never forget.

"I heard you were making a garden. Lemme come over and shovel the dirt."

Shovel the dirt by RapAttack June 6, 2018

Shovel in the Pit 

1) When you put your 'shovel' in the 'pit'- often times, an exclamation describing such a situation- honestly, the description is a little amorphous, and is subject to usage on a case-by-case basis.

2) a winning moment

3) whatever you want it to mean...dirty is preferrable

Johnny walks up to Delilah's house and screams:
"Shovel in the Pit!"
"Sure thing, Johnny! Come on in!"

Ladynasty: hey, how's it going?
Tyron: Oh, pretty well
<awkward silence>
Tyron: Shovel in the Pit?
Ladynasty: You know what's good.

Shovel in the Pit by Big Daddy Boom September 30, 2011

shovel in the face 

A common insult for someone who has a flat face or squints a lot

hey will, shovel in the face!!
or will is such a shovel in the face

shovel in the face by themadon22 May 15, 2006

shovel snow off the moon 

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

shovel snow off the moon by Matty O December 25, 2007

The Shoelace Effect 

When things go wrong, they will be right again - all loose ends will be tied up.

"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."

The Shoelace Effect by Phorx May 31, 2015