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alligators in the sewers 

Use this phrase when you know someone is giving you a total bullshit story, but you don't want to confront them head-on with their ridiculous lies.
Guy #1 - Yeah man, last night I picked up this gorgeous chick at the bar, and we had a threesome with her sister. Guy #2 - Yeah, okay man, blah, blah, blah, blase, blase, blase, alligators in the sewers....
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Cunt - The Several Meanings 

Shit Cunt - You literally fucking suck. Nobody likes you. Go fuck a cow.
Good Cunt - You're a good man/woman. I'd hang with you.
Mad Cunt - You're a fucking nut case but I love you so fucking much you bloody legend.
Dumb Cunt - You are literally a fucking moron. You lack even the slightest amount of common sense.

Or
Cunt - Another word for pussy/a woman's vagina

Cunt = Mate

Australia is fucking great.
Tobias: Oi, Maria's a bit of a Shit Cunt, don't ya think?

Ebony: Oh yeah, but she doesn't compare to Daliah. The Dumb Cunt thought that my acrylics were the glue on Kmart ones, so the bitch ripped 'em off.

Tobias: Fuck. At least Kyle's a Good Cunt. He let me copy his homework last night, so the teacher didn't expel me.

Ebony: Yeah, he's alright.

Raymond: AYE LADS!

Ebony & Tobias: AYE! RAYMOND! YA MAD CUNT!

*Group hug*

Raymond: IMMA GET SOME CUNT TONIGHT!

Ebony & Tobias: NICE!

Cunt - The Several Meanings

Trip to the sewers 

A sexual act of extreme degredation where-by the female refuses to wash her genitalia for 2-3 weeks, and then agreeing to sex with her partner, thus the male's penis takes a "trip to the sewers".
Jim was explaining to Pete how a trip to the sewers with Jenna was not worth the hassle.
Trip to the sewers by J May 3, 2005

Eyebrows left the sever 

The only roast a 9 year old knows
Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

The Bob Seger

The Bob Seger is a complex and often painful sexual act that involves inserting a man's testicles into the anus of his partner and grinding his hips to the song "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.
He ended up in the hospital with testicular torsion after he gave this girl The Bob Seger.
The Bob Seger by Tacoslocos January 16, 2015

sever the nerve

(verb) reference from the black widow film.

slamming your head into the desk of your captor. can be used as a phrase to express frustration as well.
homie 1: do you need to do anything else today?
homie 2: only everything. still need to do dishes, sever the nerve, and laundry!

Several People Under the Hill 

Several males in the room feeling horny for the same girl but won't advance to her out of respect for each other.
Samantha: Why are those guys at the corner of room laughing at the same joke about someone.

Jhane: "Several People Under the Hill"

Samantha: Ah, gotcha.