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The Purple Tape

Another name for Raekwon's Only Built for Cuban Linx... album. Cuban Linx is commonly referred to as The Purple Tape because the original cassette's plastic was entirely purple; Raekwon marked the tape distinctively as a reference to drug dealers' method of tagging their product.
GFK: Eh bruh, what you listenin to on them headphones?
GZA: I'm up on the purple tape.
The Purple Tape by the Sobe Monstah December 23, 2009
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Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

the purple character

The purple character is charismatic and alluring, but most likely only interested in themselves. They're imaginative, powerful, cunning, probably sarcastic, and most likely a villain or somehow aligned with one. They're not motivated by power, like Reds, or by intimacy, like Blue. They're quite selfish really but hey at least they're hot.
Person one: i love the blue characters, like Percy Jackson!

Person two: i like the purple characters... like Katherine from TVD. The ones that would stab me for chewing too loudly, ya know?

Person one: seek help...

polish the purple bishop 

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off
when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

Bred in the purple 

1. For horses, when you select horses with great blood lines on both sides, the horse is bred in the purple, thus making a super horse
2. For People, when two people that are exceptionally smart have a baby, the baby is bred in the purple
3. Bred in the purple also denotes "Royalty"
Zenyatta (one of the greatest female horses of our time) was bred to Bernardini . They had a colt (boy horse), they expect this horse to be very fast and win many races, therefore this horse was "Bred In the purple"

Barney the Purple Dinosaur 

That guy in the purple suit who would always hang out behind our school and take my friends and I on magical adventures. He never stuck around too long because our parents would come looking for us afterwards, but he always reminded us that he "loves us."
We're meeting Barney the Purple Dinosaur after school so he can give us more of those "special hugs and kisses."

The Purple Shed Phenomenon 

An event that happened in the town of Denton, Texas, in the year of 1886. All black people from Denton disappeared without a trace.
Friend: "Hey, what happened to black people in Denton, Texas in 1886?"
Me: "The Purple Shed Phenomenon..."