The helicopter pad 

When you have a big bush, and then cut around your balls and dick but leave the bush around it. You then swing your dick around creating the helicopter pad

Girls have a landing strip but boys have the helicopter pad.

The helicopter pad by Pinky98 June 9, 2020

The Brilo Pad 

The act of shaving your pubes, and then not shaving for a few days so it gets really prickly. Then, while recieving oral sex, you rub your prickly pubes against the givers face really hard to cause a brush burn.

Dude, I totally gave this chick the brilo pad last night.

The Brilo Pad by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

pad the wad 

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

pad the wad by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

set up the launch pad 

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

set up the launch pad by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008

to the maxi pad 

just a different way of saying "to the max", or to the fullest extend. mainly used by girls. no dirty meaning, just slang.

"how was the math test, Kate?"
"omg! it was hard to the maxi pad!"

to the maxi pad by m'chelle March 31, 2008

The Scratch Pad 

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.

The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.

The Scratch Pad by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery 

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025