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Oscar the Grouch 

v. To hide in a trashcan, wait for a female to walk by, pop out and pull her in with you, and have intercourse amongst the refuse. Prior acquaintance is not required.

n. One who partakes in the above act
(1) "This dumpster is disgusting!" James said. "I sure would love to pull an Oscar the Grouch in here."

(2) "Judging from the number of used condoms, I would guess a serial Oscar the Grouch lives in here."

Oscar the Grouch poor 

Poor as fuck; dirt poor; so poor that one lives in a garbage can.
That family isn't Oscar the Grouch poor, but they can't afford a house like that.

Oscar the Grouch 

The poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street and ain't nobody helpin' him.
Man: Oscar you are so mean.
Kid: Yeah Oscar you're a grouch
Oscar: I LIVE IN A FUCKIN' TRASH CAN BITCH

Oscar the Grouch 

n. the unconcious girl who just woke up and realizes you are fucking her
I found this girl on the street, and things were going well for a while, but damn she went Oscar the Grouch on me. So I shoved her ass in a trashcan.

Oscar the Grouch 

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.
Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!
Oscar the Grouch by AYB March 23, 2003

Oscar the Grouch 

A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.
Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Oscar the Grouch by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005