The Madness is a term used to describe a serious condition that occurs in slutty promiscuous women, that have had repeated anal sex to the point that they actually crave it, compared to traditional vaginal sex. This condition usually occurs in young teenage girls, but it is not uncommon for it to effect females in the age range of 17-26. Other serious STD's & diseases like, HIV/AIDS, herpes, & anal warts are found in patients with The Madness. There are many different warning signs that may indicate the presence of The Madness which include any type of radical behavior pertaining to sex like, the fascination of Bukkake/Gokkun/Seminophagia, extreme sadomasochism, and a fascination with fisting, rimming, and rubber anal toys. There is no known cure for The Madness.

Hey bro! Did you hear that, the girl, Becca from our History class has The Madness?

Betsy guessed her daughter had the madness, after finding a box full of rubber fists, and anal toys underneath her bed.

The Madness by mryork December 6, 2009

The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

The Maiden Effect by the_autism August 17, 2017

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stop the madness

Refrain from ones usual hijinks or tomfoolery

Karl: Ms.Blurkplett, how much would you pay to never blink again?
Ms.Bjorkapint: oh, stop the madness

stop the madness by Drippy sparf February 1, 2016

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