Angie the Lawnmower 

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)

“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”

Angie the Lawnmower by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Starting The Lawnmower 

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

Starting The Lawnmower by Dalexley April 2, 2021

Starting the Lawnmower 

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.

Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

Starting the Lawnmower by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009

The Chinese Lawnmower

The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.

I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.

The Chinese Lawnmower by somethingthatyouwillremember November 30, 2013

The Sharp Lawnmower 

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.

Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"

The Sharp Lawnmower by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009

The brazilion lawnmower 

the brazalion lawnmower is the act of doing it doggystyle and then lifting her legs behind you and while holding on to her legs he then walks while still maintaining penetration as she walks on her hands thus resembling a man mowing the lawn

Yo, Lee i was hittin' this girl from behind and I picked her legs up and showed her what the brazilion lawnmower was.

The brazilion lawnmower by The Trey and Lee Experience February 29, 2008

The golden lawnmower

First u take the gaping asshole and nut and piss in it after they shut you mix it and drink it out there ass

Yo wanna try the golden lawnmower tonight ;)

The golden lawnmower by The golden goon April 21, 2026