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The Gary 

Gary: Regular guy
The Gary: The one

The Gary is not just any regular "Gary". He is The Gary.

Most Gary's are lame, he may be a the guy that will treat you like a skank bitch and blank you for two weeks. The Gary would never, he values your time and love and always puts you first.

The Gary is the one, he is a girls dream!
Cara: I met this guy the other day, I think he might be The Gary!
Everyone: *cheers*
The Gary by lewdlunchbox February 12, 2020

the Gary 

The act of someone dragging their pussy on another's face like a snail
Person 1: yo who you letting do the gary on you?!

Person 2: ohhh well carly can gary on me all day and night! What you mean?
the Gary by Txdnext November 29, 2021

The Gary 

A name for an oversized vehicle used to transport children.
I need to get half the soccer team to practice I'm going to take The Gary.
The Gary by Shardak September 12, 2022

The Gary 

A finger inserted into a man's anus during fellatio for the purpose of making him ejaculate faster .
John just got The Gary by Stella
The Gary by BEARDEDRAIDER February 13, 2024

The Gary Towers 

When a girl is checking out a guy, oftentimes as a double-take or lookback.

There is much debate over the origin of the term; however, popular sources concur that it may have originated as a phonetically similar juxtaposition to the phrase "hairy glower."
Damn, Phil! That hottie over there is giving you the gary towers. You should go spit some game.
The Gary Towers by The Goron October 3, 2008

The Gary Sinise effect

Having the ability to state the obvious in a monotone voice in any given situation. All while standing over a dead body.
Jeff was giving me the Gary sinise effect yesterday. He just kept stating the obvious about everything I said.