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The Cheese

The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.
Slow down, The Cheese are on our tails.
The Cheese by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023

the cheese off my cock 

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021

The Cheese of Truth 

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”
The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer

The Cheese Touch 

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!
The Cheese Touch by Stetard March 23, 2020

The Cheese touch 

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.
Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"
The Cheese touch by Megladonrider August 18, 2020