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waxing the candle stick

a oral position where

1)a women is lieing down on a bed with her head over the side, and her head is slanted backwards

2) the guy,while standing, aggresively shoves his dick into her mouth causing her to gag and/or puke

3) all substances fromm her mouth then slide up her face and down her hair
While alone, Josh was waxing the candle stick with alexa and ended up wiht a face covered in white fluids running down her hair
waxing the candle stick by jalb November 6, 2006
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Blowing the candle 

Now Jon was 50, he had a lot of candles. Jon would be blowing the candle all night long.
Blowing the candle by stusx10 January 11, 2018

Put the candle back! 

Used in the movie Young Frankenstein when Dr. Frankenstein uncovers a secret passage by removing a candle, and then shouts this to the woman holding the candle.
Frankenstein: "Hand me that candle there, will you?"
Assistant: *hands candle*
Frankenstein:"What is th-WOAH"
Assistant: Are you okay Doctor?
Frankenstein: "PUT THE CANDLE BACK!"

Waxing the candle

A sexul act in which a man puts the wick of a candle in his dick hole, then proceeds to light it and put hot wax on his hands while jacking off.

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire 

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

snuff the candle 

When a man is masturbating and he whipes off his cum using the inside of his shorts/underwear
I heard my mom coming, and I just finished, I panicked and quickly had to snuff the candle
snuff the candle by Cyncali January 4, 2017

holding the candle 

Me: *watches friends make out*
Random to me: “ah shame man you’re holding the candle