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buffing the bishop 

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.
buffing the bishop by dana_mix October 14, 2007

honey on the biscuits 

Its a term taken from the show "Duck Dynasty" when Phil talks to Miss K about getting some lovins!
What a man will do for a lil "honey on the biscuits"

Banging the bishop 

Gallino said he'd rather stay at home banging the bishop than go out drinking.

take the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened.
Jeff has always been annoying, but his latest stunt takes the biscuit.

Petrol has always been expensive, but these new prices really do take the biscuit.
take the biscuit by MoogleViper March 12, 2012

flogging the bishop 

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!
flogging the bishop by Drew October 3, 2003

The bish bench 

The bish bench is a high honour in South West British culture. The trio that sit on this bench are Floss ( the dark wolf); Seb (the bish leader) and Abbie (the tag along). This rich culture includes events such as talking, eating chocolate and waiting for he bus.

When people take over the bish bench, the bish trio get angry and go to Greggs to get steak bakes. It is a historical tradition performed at the seaside town of Teignmouth.
Hey do you want to go to the bish bench?
The bish bench by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019