The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

The Bachelor by Nosimp September 15, 2018

The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.

Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*

The Bachelor by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019

The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.

Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.

The bachelor by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

"The Bachelor" Effect 

In reference to the reality show The Bachelor - It is when you fall in love with someone in a novel setting that's far removed from reality (I.e. on a vacation, reality show, business trip). Once taken out of the novel environment, the relationship shrivels and dies in the harsh light of reality.

I thought I loved her when we met in Bali, but when we tried to make it work afterwards, it just fell apart. Guess it was just "The Bachelor" Effect.

"The Bachelor" Effect by sympathomimetic September 7, 2015

Chris The Bachelor 

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.

Chris The Bachelor is an incel

Chris The Bachelor by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020

The bachelorette 

Another show they should film in the bacholerette's mother's house instead of at parties, socializing, in dresses, and so on, just to separate image/illusion from reality, and show people that regardless of sex or even whether the bacholerette is marrying a guy or a girl, people live uninteresting lives in their 20s and 30s when there no cameras, spotlights, or scenes to be up front of.

The audience was listening to the bachelorette's mother make fun of her on TV and suddenly they didn't see what all the fuss was about with this TV show, even the guys didn't. The bachelorette was just a big 2 year old to her mother, except less interesting to everyone else than people are when they really are 2.

The bachelorette by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

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