Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

The annointed ones. Four men... Disease, famine, war and death. They will bring about the end of the world.

the four horsemen will bring about the end of the world

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Sarah Way July 17, 2005

signs of the apocalypse 

The Fart Of An Elder

"The signs of the apocalypse will come soon" said the old man right before he farted.

signs of the apocalypse by alex phelan May 15, 2006

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

basset hounds of the apocalypse by scodder April 30, 2010

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

Discord, Spotify, Skype, and Steam. Applications that no matter what the fuck you do, they open when you start up your computer.

Sorry the WiFi is so bad, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are opening and updating right now.
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

1. RIAA (war)
2. 4Kids (death)
3. FCC (famine)
4. The Bush Administration (disease)

These are the real Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem July 4, 2007

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse 

Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde.

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson

When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off

Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010