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Seal Team Six

The pair of individuals who are expected to accomplish almost every task at hand in your local Kroger Grocery, despite the fact that literally dozens of other employees are available. This is generally due to a combination of factors, including managers that seem to only know a few peoples' names, incompetent floor supervisors, and the fact that they (and the end result of any task they are given) are completely badass, regardless of the situation or work conditions they must endure.
Dairy employee: "Derrrrr, I haven't had time to do anything with the cooler because I spent seven hours unloading a milk truck"...

Manager: "that's fine. I'll just get Tanner and Cody to do it".
*gets on the intercom*
"Seal Team Six to dairy"!

Dairy employee: Hooray! now I can go eat some snack cakes!
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Seal Team Six-ed 

When you shoot a large bug with some sort of gun, then continue with a water funeral in the toilet.
DUDE, I saw this huge spider and Seal Team six-ed it.
Seal Team Six-ed by Stuartbrown August 6, 2011

seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.
Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'
seal team six by mayxday October 27, 2011

SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass
man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!

Seal Team Six

They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.
Seal Team Six is a squad of oxymorons.

Seal Team Six

While banging a girl from behind, you whisper her name until she turns her head towards you, and then you pull out and blast her twice in the face. For dramatic effect, you might even yell "Geronimo" afterwards.
Kyle's high school crush played hard to get for nearly 10 years, but he finally Seal Team Sixed her last weekend.
Seal Team Six by frankfantasia September 5, 2014

Swag Team Six

A super cool BCC gang, inspired by those bad ass guys who killed that evil dude. We have done sweet stuff like take flash photo's at art galleries. Often, after a caper, we will declare in unison:

"Hop of deez nuts, swag baby swag."
I saw swag team six the other day, they really scared me.