shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

shit-tarted by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."

E-Tarted by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011

Pop-Tarted

1). A broken or misshapen Pop-Tart

2.) A Pop-Tart unable to be eaten

Damn, all the Pop-Tarts in this box are Pop-Tarted!

Pop-Tarted by TyD1Carlo June 24, 2011

i tarted 

short for i reeeeetarted

ur soo tarted your reading this u stupid s.o.b.

i tarted by amado February 17, 2005

stu-tarted 

for one to say something stupid that transformers into retardation.

Candice, that was a stu-tarted dance you did.

stu-tarted by CL Smith December 3, 2009

e-tarted

Internet retarted

My moms credit card is e-tarted

e-tarted by meggykinz March 22, 2010

Who Tarted?

Question asked after someone leaves their smell in a room after they do.

Michael, who has horrendous B.O., leaves the room. Jon, who enters the room moments later, can still smell Michael's stench, so he asks "Who Tarted?"

Who Tarted? by slychef2000 February 28, 2010