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Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'
Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent

Make yourself Taller 

People often want to die quickly and end their lives in a fashion that doesn't alert their friends. What's a man to do?

Simple; make yourself taller.

This is a euphemism for Hanging one's self. This is based off of a rather humorous scene in the anime "Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei," Where the titular character, literally named "Despair" in Japanese, tries to hang himself before a cheerful and exceedingly optimistic girl by the name of "Kafuka Fuura," who states that her mother, father and many people in her family have tried to "Make themselves taller."

Yes, they were all suicidal.
The /v/ equivalent to /a/'s Make yourself Taller is "Summon your Persona"

Vin Your girl is taller than you bitch

@vincentb9322 Your girl is fucking huge built like fucking shaq. She plays for the Knicks or the lakers or suum bro?
Vin your girl is taller than you bitch LMFAOOOO Imagine you cunt

making yourself taller 

No one would dare kill themselves on such a nice spring day! You're just making yourself taller!

Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.
My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".

who is taller? 

A argument between 2 people that think one of them is taller then the other one
Garik- who is taller? me or Anna?

Mariam- Anna
David- Garik
Anna- Me ofc
Garik- show me proof
Anna- (stands on toes)
Garik- you standing on toes wym
Anna- NOOOOOO
Garik,David- mhummm
who is taller? by Lonewolf8911 November 27, 2018