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Talibanical 

Employing the use of the "force of government" by a religious group or sect in order to impose a belief system, behavior system, or series of customs on members of a society or collection of societies under the premise that it is a "god(s) will."

This may be achieved by legislation, judicial means, direct executive action, or by the employment of the government educational system.

Generally achieved by social, emotional, philosophical, or directly physical intimidation.

"The way those people are treated is simply Talibanical. What business is it of the government anyway whether someone is married or unmarried. I mean besides the confiscation of their hard earned money so that government can give it to me of course."
Talibanical by Tomicus April 20, 2009
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Talibanitubbie 

the definition of a rotound Arab man, whose voice, when speaking his native tongue, sounds liek a teletubbie
Eh-Oh! time for Talibantubbie
Talibanitubbie by Borne September 23, 2004

Talibanned

2 Definitions
1. To do something so severe that an indefinite ban is put into place
2. To get kicked out of the Taliban
For Definition 1:

Walker Elementary School: Hello, may we please speak to Mrs. Eganstein
Mrs. Eganstein: Yes, speaking.
Walker Elementary School: Hello, we are calling about your son Erik. In the cafeteria today he did an unspeakable gesture towards a group of female students with a taquito. We are going to have to investigate the incident, but until then Erik will have to be Talibanned. Come pick him up immediately.

For Definition 2
Terrorist 1: Hey Terrorist 2 did you hear about Wahib
Terrorist 2: No Terrorist 1, what happened?
Terrorist 1: Apparently he was caught with an iPod full of Phil Collins discography, and a picture of a woman in typical western attire. He got Talibanned.
Terrorist 2: Wow that's Talibananas brah
Talibanned by Harold Jeremy Paull February 6, 2014

TaliBanned

Anass Rhamar - "I will come to your house and rape your cat if you don't stop killing me."

uber pwnr - "lulwut?"

Anass Rhamar has been TaliBanned
TaliBanned by Sam1234299 August 11, 2010

Talibanistan 

The new country Biden created 8 months into his presidency.
We now live in the Inited States of Talibanistan.

Talibannie 

A talibannie is an islamic bloodsucker who comes to britain and bleats about how bad their country is so that they can stay in britain and plan different ways they can blow it up, kill us all and turn it into a muslim state.
That muppet Tony Blair has let all the talibannies in!
Talibannie by Racism Rocks! February 15, 2005

talibanic 

an intolerance to other beliefs, encompasses moral, spiritual, political and emotional.
She's talibanic about veganism
talibanic by mollyO April 4, 2006