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unicorn-tailed soft bottom

A unicorn-tailed soft bottom is a person who is a designated bottom in the furry community. This individual will insert a soft-tailed butt plug into their anus and engage in sexual activities, mainly double anal penetration.
p1 - "Hey Gerard! Did you hear about Dillon? He's a UTSB!"
p2 - "That furry faggot? What's a UTSB??"
p1- "He's a unicorn-tailed soft bottom now, he likes to wear butt plugs with fancy tails on them while getting ass fucked by his friends."
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Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed 

To be wide awake, not tired... old western slang
Woman: Baby are you tired?
Man: Nah, I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed

NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO STAY IN THE NEAREST BOMB SHELTER
NINE-TAILED-FOX HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY

Ring Tailed Bandit 

A slang term for raccoon. The animal that is. Rather cute and crafty. Sucks about the rabies though.
Damn ring tailed bandit stole the beer right out of the cooler! How the hell did he open the cooler? How the hell is he gonna open the beer!?!?!?
Ring Tailed Bandit by Wolf89 March 17, 2008

coon tailed 

sneaking up behind someone and choking them out with a dirty coon tail
Bitch you finna get coon tailed!!”
coon tailed by Coontail July 10, 2021

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols. 

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nine Tailed Fox 

A squad responsible for dealing with containment breaches and keeping the SCP foundation safe in general, although they do a terrible job at that.

The soldiers have low intelligence and are equipped with airsoft equipment and grenades.

When a containment breach happens, they usually die before even getting inside the facility, they either die because someone threw a grenade in the elevator, or because a SCP killed them all in the elevator.
The Nine Tailed Fox is the worst squad in the world