ate the crow 

Developing a very painful stomach ache after ingesting something you don't typically eat. Refers to the episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Frank is stranded in the woods, hungry and fatigued, and decides to eat a decaying crow. Later he wakes up in the middle of the night groaning of stomach pains. When Dennis and Dee ask what's wrong Frank replies "I ate the crow".

Dude, I ate the crow, that Afghan shit we ate fucked my stomach up.

ate the crow by hustlecoke August 31, 2012

stone the crows 

An old English expression, even perhaps dating back to anglo-saxon times. Used commonly in situations where an inconvience has occurred to one's self or others. Also an be used as a expletive when harm has fallen upon you. Bloody can be inserted into the phrase to further emphasise the inconvience/annoyance/pain.

"stone the crows, I've just run over the pope"

"stone the bloody crows, the pope's dead"

stone the crows by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

The Crowd Pleasa

The Man, Myth, and Legend wrapped in one;
The life of the party;

You are not him but you'll always want to be;
The guy your girlfriend just bought a drink for and you still can't hate;
The one jealousy was made for;
The man who just out drank your dignity (and you dormed in a frat house);

On January 25th The Crowd Pleasa kicked in the door. Bartenders everywhere comforted their bottles of Jameson.

"Yo I'm bout to chug this bottle"
"Who do you think you are, The Crowd Pleasa?"

Signs that you just missed a Crowd Pleasa incident:
1- All concious bodies filled with intense emotion(eg. fear, joy, wonder).
2- Blood splatter
3- Shards of glass or metal
4- Grown men crying
5- Scent of Jameson lingering in the air
6- You are still alive
7- Miscellaneous discrepancies (eg. smoking speakers, exhausted bartenders, people beginning each sentence with, "With all due respect to The Crowd Pleasa...", SWAT teams at local library).

The Crowd Pleasa by OMalley'sOMalley'sO'Malley's February 9, 2010

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross 

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014

The Crombus 

A terrifying creature that inhabits the bodies of unfortunate victims, taking control of their mind, and turning them into flesh eating monsters. The first sighting of The Crombus was documented in a YouTube video titled "The Crombus".

"All hope is lost, he's been taken by The Crombus."

The Crombus by Shahvee May 26, 2021

what the crop? 

When a person is looking at a large display of unfamiliar vegetables and fruits, and does not know what they are.... then exclaims "what the crop? "

When Mason and I were at the market in Thailand and saw all the strange-looking veggies and fruits, he yelled "what the crop? " It really cracked me up!!

what the crop? by Debnhim May 13, 2019

Cream of the Crop 

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports, to school, to being awesome. If someone says: "You're the cream of the crop!", then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler than everyone else.

When you're adding an Urban Dictionary definition to lecture others about their misspelled words, you're going to find that you will have a greater chance at becoming recognized within the cream of the crop of visitors, on the website's most highly regarded definitions, if you also actually spell your words correctly .

##ultimate #best #elite##grammar

Cream of the Crop by ju3rg June 26, 2017