TDT (Thighs Don't Touch) 

This is the really hot little space between a slender, well shaped young woman's upper thighs. It's the gap under her vagina between her legs. At the beginning of James Bond movies, where you see sexy chick's silhouettes, this is where guys are focused if not on the tits ass, or legs. If a girl isn't skinny, her thighs will probably touch when she stands or walks. This is not as desirable.

That girl at the gym was amazingly in shape. TDT (thighs don't touch) all day.

TDT (Thighs Don't Touch) by cranky pantz October 18, 2009

Tdtf

Tdtf is the abbreviation of “too drunk to fuck” (originating from the Dead Kennedys song).

This is used as an expression that you have really had too much to drink (or that you are literally just too drunk to fuck)

"Man, Get me out of here, I'm tdtf!"

"sorry I'd love to go back to yours but I'm tdtf!"

(Please note these examples are more coherent than you’d probably get if the person is actually tdtf!)

Tdtf by The Spooky Twigg November 4, 2004

tdth 

Too drunk to handle

Omg she's TDTH

tdth by Awills November 18, 2015

TDTC 

Too Drunk To Care.

I danced like a complete retard, and then cussed out my friend's woman, but I was TDTC.

TDTC by 1ns3rt ps3ud0nym h3r3 April 20, 2009

TDTR 

T - Too
D - Drunk
T - To
R - Remember

That state of drunkenness where you don't remember anything, if you are like me will either suddenly wake up the next day thinking "WTF!", or start remembering later on into the night.

a friend: dude, where did you get to last night, you just disappeared half way through the night?
You: Nahh mate, i was TDTR

TDTR by Bobbytruman August 11, 2010

TDTOE 

The Devs Thought Of Everything. Primarily used for describing Nethack, because the developers put a lot of thought into what you can and can't do. Applies to other games/applications in general, where the developers put a lot of thought into what their users would do with their game/product.

"It's pretty cool how you can use your propulsion cannon on your Seamoth in Subnautica if you accidentally beach it."

Yet another example of TDTOE.

TDTOE by x3n0ph0b3 February 6, 2017

TDTL 

To Dumb To Live. This is a standard acronym used in book and movie reviews to describe certain characters. If a character is dumber that a sack of hair they would be described as TDTL. If your protagonists are TDTL then it is time to find another book to read.

I really liked the character John but Jane was just TDTL so I could not finish the book.

TDTL by book_reader June 15, 2018