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to drunk to text. basically telling someone why you cant text them. they wont bug you while you're sh*t faced.
"Hey, so about the other day..." Just simply reply back with "tdtt" and they will understand and text you in the morning.
TDTT by emilybertram May 28, 2010
Words you can keep
TDTT=Too drunk to text.

When a friend is too drunk to text so they call you instead.

Normally either ends in tears or extreme hillarity.
Last night charlie was TDTT so called me instead. What a douche
TDTT by shells_m December 11, 2009
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too drunk to type.

For those special moments when you just can't handle your iphone without losing, breaking, or soiling it.
"im almost home i hope i dont barf in teh cab idk tdtt i'll tell you tomorrow"
tdtt by filigreed August 30, 2012
We played TDTT at work today. Lockheed Martin's core values are performing with excellence and we did just that.
TDTT by Joralt August 9, 2023
Tom Doing Tom Things. Thanks Tom.
"Did someone just remotely reboot my computer?"
"tdtt"
tdtt by Tomothy Sears February 28, 2024
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