old soviet tanks

What Homer Simpson's car is made of.

Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!"

Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."

old soviet tanks by My name July 13, 2006

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stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.

My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.

stir the tanks by htpk August 29, 2016

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Sperm tanks

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge

-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!

Sperm tanks by urpapi October 5, 2010

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Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls

Killer song by White Zombie done for the soundtrack to the Beavis and Butthead movie. The song is known for it's African/Industrial combo drum beat. Sadly this is the last song they made and released before they split in 1998.

I got grounded for breaking everything in the room rocking out to Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by White Zombie

Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011