Stelting 

The act of one farting slowly out of the buthole giving the person complete satisfaction.

OMG! That stelting felt great!

Stelting by fartsaresoyummyinmypoopydiaper December 31, 2011

Smelting

(V.) - the act popping a girl's cherry, making her lose her virginty.

Guy 1: "Is Jill a virgin?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but not for long.. I heard Jack is smelting her tonight."

Smelting by Ivana Jackoff December 13, 2010

smelting

One that often gets so deep into his/her lies that when they tell them to multiple people, there are different details

just the other day i caught my bitch smelting to me

smelting by Smelton November 4, 2016

Shelting 

Shouting a scouts, cubs or beavers

I am going to go shelting

Shelting by Scouts_leader May 9, 2022

Shelting 

squeezing the tip of your dick so hard it bleeds

I was shelting so hard last night, i bled a river!

Shelting by gartttt March 27, 2024

Cock smelting 

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.

Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.

Cock smelting by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016

ALexander Sveltina 

Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!

ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!

ALexander Sveltina by A.Sveltina March 8, 2024