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she is very sweet but often mistaken for someone who is mean from the actions she does while she is mad . she cares very much about her friends and is black...................yes im talking to you you know who you are i know u are reading this DONT BE A COWWARDD meet me at my house AS SOON AS POSSIBLE and we will fight to the death.......................on mortal kombat;) but seriously i miss you come overrr.
Suzanne needs to spend more time with her friends.
Suzanne by passionlake May 14, 2021
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A person, normally a woman, whom you are attracted to, but does not acknowledge your existence.

Coined by the rock band Journey, in their 1986 track 'Suzanne.'
I asked Daisy out today, but she didn't even notice me. She's a real Suzanne.
Suzanne by Z. Morris November 19, 2017
Suzanne is a very kind person who cares a lot about her friends and family. Sometimes she is a little cranky and it will even be unpleasant but she will always be a precious person. She has a big heart and also a lot of anxiety but tries her best not to show either. The type of girl you can count on to cheer you up. However, do not count on her to open up to you about her problems, that will never happen. She kinda look like a lesbian tho but she swears she’s not. And she also loves cats. A bit too much.
Don’t act like a Suzanne ! : tell me about your problems, idiot.
Suzanne- Something indescribably hanus, Usually occurs while eating or sharing beverages. Somtimes refered to as suzied.
Kid 1-Yo dog let me have some of that 7up
Kid-2 Ok man just a sip though.
Kid 1-(drinks entire bottle of 7up
Kid 2-YOU JUST SUZANNED MY DRINK
Suzanne by NikoBellic May 26, 2008
Suzanne is a fan of ugly Christmas sweaters. She loves to sing along to Taylor Swift. Suzanne can often be found hanging around at playgrounds trying to pickup daddies.
Suzanne really loves rocking out to Taylor Swift.
Suzanne by baconator jr November 27, 2014
a person that gets engaged at the age of 15 to a paedophile beacause she's pregnant, usually ugly
guy 1: hey is that girl pregnant?
guy 2: yeah, apparently she's engaged to that child molester down the road
guy 1: woah, she's such a suzanne
Suzanne by qwerty2468 June 9, 2011
A moron who doesn’t appreciate anything in life and makes you want to kill yourself. Suzanne is always finding something to ruin your life completely and she is very good at it. She makes u want to die on the inside and even seeing her face makes you want to instantly drive off a cliff bc she’s so ugly.
Kid- yo is that Suzanne?

Suzanne- what the fuck u starring at retard
Suzanne by Anonymous_urmomisgay October 10, 2019