Sussex 

County in NJ loaded with inbred hillbillies who swear like sailors and drive pickup trucks that needed a tuneup 10 years ago

It's sus if you stay in sussex

Sussex by BreadedChickenThigh October 27, 2024

Sussex royal 

When tossing someone’s salad, the recipient snaps off a log

She was tossing his salad and he got so carried away he did a Sussex Royal

Sussex royal by CyrilTSquirrel January 11, 2020

Sussex Royal 

A heniously diagusting sex act that involves being double-taxed.

"We didn't have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal."

Sussex Royal by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020

Sussex Royal 

A heniously vile sex act that is double-taxed. (By Britain and Canada)

We did not have any condoms, so I flipped her over, popped a freezer bag on, and gave her the ol' Sussex Royal.

Sussex Royal by Jeorgy Porge January 12, 2020

Sussex Royal 

Verb: to Sussex Royal. To brand cheap shite and tat and sell it off for monetary gain to ones elderly grandmother's disgust and upset.

Meghan Markle ordered 2000 dodgy t-shirts from AliExpress for a fiver, has Sussex Royaled them and now is selling them for £350 each on her friend Misha MooCow's site.

Sussex Royal by Linda La Hughes January 13, 2020

Sussex handshake 

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.

I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

Sussex handshake by Brightonbaby May 6, 2019

Sussex County Traffic Jam 

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

Sussex County Traffic Jam by DP-BA March 10, 2013