Low Steps Violation 

A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.

Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.

Low Steps Violation by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019

Colorado Quick Steps 

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.

"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

Colorado Quick Steps by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018

Steups 

An action of utter disgust; also referred to as sucking you teeth

MOTHER: Mary go clean your room
MARY: Steups

MOTHER: Lisa can you drive your brother to the mall?
LISA: Steups

MAN: Lets rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together
Hott Chick: Steups

Steups by Neeza May 24, 2008

stepshitty 

The shitty attitude a stepparent gets from one or more of their spouse's kids, whether deserved or not (usually not). The stepparent is supposed to just smile and continue being nice, understanding and also to continue contributing to the support of their stepchildren no matter how much or how long they get this kind of treatment.

It's such fun to work all day long and then come home to MY house, only to get a big dose of stepshitty from the little princess sitting on my couch, watching my TV.

stepshitty by gimmeareason August 18, 2009

bachelor steps 

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

bachelor steps by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

stewpeed 

1. stupid

2. the mother of stew who peed

1. OMG! he's so stewpeed!

2. Stranger: Who are you?

Stewpeed: I'm the mother of stew who peed.

Stranger: Oh! So you're Stewpeed.

stewpeed by peterpede August 2, 2011

Steps of Creep 

1. Start looking at people strangely
2. Spending all your time on the computer
3. Start sending strange emails/texts
4. Greeting people with "Hello Children"
5. Start giving others fake links/sites with creepy guys rapping
6. Start posting scary pop up videos
7. Start jumping out from behind objects
8. Start logging on with fake, anonymous names
9. Trolling on others' accounts
10. Yay! You have become a creep!

That guy is a real creep! He just completed the steps of creep!

Steps of Creep by Hello Children.... November 3, 2011