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Spoti-stalker 

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.
"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."
Spoti-stalker by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012
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organized stalking 

“Organized Stalking is a form of terrorism used against an individual in a malicious attempt to reduce the quality of a persons life so they will: have a nervous break-down, become incarcerated, institutionalized, experience constant mental, emotional, or physical pain, become homeless, and/or
commit suicide. This is done using well-orchestrated accusations, lies, rumors, bogus investigations, setups, framings, intimidation, overt or covert threats, vandalism, thefts, sabotage, torture, humiliation, emotional terror and general harassment. It is a “ganging up” by members of the community who follow an organizer and participate in a systematic “terrorizing” of an individual.”
-Mark M. Rich
Organized stalking is a crime against humanity.
organized stalking by Gangstalked October 16, 2007
When two people go for a romantic walk but only one of them knows.
See, they're going for a romantic walk but she doesn't seem to notice him. He must be stalking her then
Stalking by Bwitney January 23, 2018

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

Screen Stalker 

Somebody who watches another person's screen when playing a split screen fps game, in order to give them hints on their location, or to know when they are coming for them. Causes very much frustration to the person who is being stalked.
John sprayed his gun through a random roof, and killed Tom. Although that was the game winning kill, they both new that John was a screen stalker.

organized stalking 

A system of organized psychological terror tactics used against a person who has become an enemy of an individual or a government. Subtle but effective techniques of stalking by multiple individuals and psychological intimidation and manipulation are used to slowly but surely drive the target to make complaints to authorities who will see the complaints as bogus because of the methods used against the target. As a result, the target gets labelled as mentally ill.
There are as many stalking tactics as there are targets as the multistalkers will tailor the stalking to the individuals habits and individual personality. Some common examples or organized stalking are: following the target on foot, by car and public transportation, crowding the target's space in a public place, murmuring insults under the breath so only the target can hear, sitting in the car outside the target's residence, starting "fights" in public with the target, doing "skits" on the street which involves information only the target should know but has been found out via surveillance of the target, stealing and vandalism of the target's possesions.
organized stalking by samaritan September 9, 2006

FB Stalker 

Someone who hides the fact that they are online and spends lots of time on Facebook in others business: reading status updates, looking at pictures and following conversations and comments with others. He/She may spend hours looking up people from his/her past and or others friends, gathering as much information about them as possible somewhat secretively, without commenting or messaging or otherwise adding that person as a friend.
How do you know about XXXXX?
I was a FB Stalker the last couple days.
Also: FB stalking.
FB Stalker by FunforYOU678 January 8, 2011