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If someone seems to be doing a little bit of stalker activity but isn't quite a stalker

maybe they keep on at you or bothering you in some way or maybe just done something thats a little strange
he keeps texting me.... arrgghh

wow... that's a lot from one person... that's rather stalkerish.....

god dammit its her again - leave me alone!!!
by ooosh! February 6, 2014
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Stalkering

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The process of using stalker-like tactics to figure out the mental or emotional state of another person in lieu of just asking them.

The person receiving the attention is being stalkered.

Not to be confused with stalking, in which the person is actually obsessed with someone.
Bob: "I wanted to see if Megan was over her ex, so I logged into her Verizon account to check out how often they still text each other."

Bill: "Wow that's some clever stalkering, what did you find?"

Bob: "They were texting at 3 AM the other night. I'm gonna dump that ho!"
by Nacho Rodriguez November 20, 2011
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Stalkers

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A person who follows you around without you being aware they’re watching you throughout your everyday life for their own personal intentions they could be anywhere watching you especially on social media it’s like a predator stalking it’s prey
Dominic has sexy lady stalkers
by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022
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stalkeriffic

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the act of watching someone and/or following so much it is quite creepy.
"Would it be totally stalkeriffic if I went down that guys road?"

Guy1-lets follow her
Guy2-no way man, i dont want her to think were stalkeriffic!
by Grill Cheesey April 29, 2006
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Stalkerish

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the new and "improved" facebook
This is the stalkerish welcome we all get when we log into facebook now!
Welcome NAME HERE!
News Feed
Sarah _____ and Megan _ changed their profile pictures. 9:41pm
Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Students against Facebook News Feed (Official Petition to Facebook). 9:01pm
Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 2:49pm
Poopy Dumptruck Weeny
So, now everyone has the phrase "Poopy dumptruck weeny" on their "News Feed". Congrats. Enjoy it while you can.
Continue reading...Stephanie Krumm added new photos. 2:29pm
Updated: 63 of your friends joined the group RIP STEVE IRWIN. 2:09pm
Michelle ________ posted on Brett _________'s wall. 11:29am
do you like how facebook stalks you now? See Wall-to-Wall.
Updated: Ashley _______ and Sarah _________ joined the group I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK (Stalker) LAYOUT. 11:09am Ryan ___ wrote a new note. 10:49am
Facebook to come...
My last note entitled "Poopy Dumptruck Weeny" has inspired me. For those of you who check Facebook regularly, are probably shocked and most likely upset with the new changes that have been made to this site of networking.
Continue reading...
Jason ________ and Samantha ______ are now friends. 7:55am
Nicole _______, Coty _______ and Nicole ________ joined the group This new facebook shit is unnecessary. 6:00am
Facebook © 2006
DO I REALLY CARE, OR NEED TO KNOW ANY OF THIS?!
by HillaryAnne September 16, 2008
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Stalkers

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Obviously the Plural of stalker.

Stalkers can work in groups.

Stalkers are people who try to harass their chosen victims. No bullying tactic is out of bounds.

They're usually dishonest, and have no ethics whatsoever. They will lie, cheat and steal to get end, and to them, the end justifies the means.

For a gang of stalkers, they will play tag team, messing with their subjects, to no end.

Stalkers are often not good thinkers. Their critical thinking skills are poor, and will often hold strange beliefs, such as, they've been abducted by aliens, and other such nonsense. They're definitely not intelligent people.

If you treat people with niceness, the same in return.

Whoever takes part in trying to destroy another's life probably deserves the same in return.

And even despite that, attacking individuals is still wrong.

My morality basically revolves around respect for the individual. Theirs must be based on something else.
My stalkers keep trying to ruin my life.

Joe was harassed by multiple people. He was the victim of stalkers.

Stalkers won't ever stop giving people shit. And they might turn violent!
by WTFasdfasdfasdfasdfasd August 24, 2011
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Stalkeresque

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adj; sort of like a stalker; in a manner that is somewhat stalkerish.
i followed you down the street, and felt somewhat stalkeresque.
by Samrex January 17, 2009
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