Squirmy Rooters 

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

Squirmy Rooters by CircadianHour December 1, 2009

Squirmy Alligator 

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

Squirmy Alligator by muffin tin December 7, 2019

Squirmy Banshee

The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.

I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.

Squirmy Banshee by Bocaj and Noremac November 13, 2011

squirmy spooning 

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

squirmy spooning by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017

Squirmy skuttle 

To pass a lightpole

Drive slight more forward squirmy skuttle

Squirmy skuttle by Thisdick272 February 19, 2019

squirmy wormy 

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.

My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.

squirmy wormy by helislapp November 28, 2022

Squirmy Wormy 

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.

Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.

Squirmy Wormy by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023