hurtin for a squirtin 

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

hurtin for a squirtin by kdizog August 16, 2006

soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

hurtin' for a squirtin 

female in desperate need of an orgasm.

yo did you see the way she was dancing? Man that girl was hurtin' for a squirtin'

hurtin' for a squirtin by mofongo48906 December 23, 2007

squimming 

A drinking game where a participant uses their buttocks to grab a quarter and walk with it as far as possible.

Once the quarter(s) have been secured by the buttocks then no other part of the body may be used to carry the quarter.

If another body part is used other than the buttocks then the distance from the beginning is marked where the participant used another body part for assistance.

Additionally no props may be used to hold the quarter in place.

Only buttocks and the quarter -- nothing else.

Others participants use the same method to see how far they can carry the quarter using their buttocks in relation to the initial participant.

The participant who carries it the furthest wins the game. The losers must then imbibe a drink at the discretion of the winner.

For increased difficulty the participants can be asked to carry more than one quarter.

Additionally the method of walking can be varied and is up to the participant.

Once at a camping party a couple of people decided that they were going to participate in a friendly game of squimming.

squimming by Arctic Gnomes April 11, 2008

squeeing 

To squee in a fandom's direction.

My girlfriend won't stop squeeing over Supernatural.

squeeing by ABCISMASTA November 1, 2015

squirtling 

The act of forcing yourself to vomit after a night of drinking by chugging a lot of water. The result of this is vomiting straight water, which looks like watergun attack from Pokemon.

"Squirtling is how a true Pokemon master recovers from a hangover."

squirtling by Bojangelz October 27, 2012

squirting orgasm 

Female ejaculation---EPIC sex

Last night our sex was so wild, so loud, so epic that I had a squirting orgasm. Messy but EPIC!

squirting orgasm by Bad Nancie May 17, 2014