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Brussels sprouts 

A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.
No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.
Brussels sprouts by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

tussle sprouts 

A fight. Used when asking someone if they're looking for trouble.
Guy: "ur gay"

Punk: "Hey, bro, you want some tussle sprouts?!"

Guy: "FUCK YO SPROUTS"

bung hole sprouts 

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")
Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.
bung hole sprouts by TNunnster April 22, 2011

Trouser sprouts 

Pubic hair. Can be refering to a male or female.
Man, I would have gone all the way with her. But her trouser sprouts were out of control.
Trouser sprouts by J-Marq June 26, 2008

BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

Brussels sprouts 

Natures turd.
Brussels sprouts by crazydope1 March 14, 2014