Spetzed 

A word used to describe someone that is acting crazy, likely due to the effects of strong, Russian alcohol. Can also be used in a general context as a positive description of a friend, place or situation.

Did you see Jack last night? He was absolutely spetzed!

The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.

Spetzed by J P Lankz June 4, 2019

spitzerized 

when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.

the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.

spitzerized by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Spitzer Girl 

A prostitute. A street walker. A lady of the night

That govenor dude really picked up a hot spitzer girl.

Spitzer Girl by Jeffs Dad March 15, 2008

spitzered

To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.

Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.

Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.

Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.

spitzered by fess April 21, 2008

shitzedoodles

Shitzedoodles is a mild type of swearing. Can be used in communities online without getting censored.

Oh shitzedoodles!

shitzedoodles by funkymarchmellows December 10, 2016

Spitzer Swallow 

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

Spitzer Swallow by C.C. Black March 13, 2008

Spitzerize 

spit-zer-ize

Verb

1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.

Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.

Spitzerize by doctorgroove August 2, 2008