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Spearmint Split 

When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.
Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.

Pee Wee Sperman 

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.
Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.

Spearmint Rhino 

The act of one individual placing a strap-on dildo on his/her head, lubricating it with Dr. Bronner's all natural menthol spearmint soap, and proceeding to penetrate his/her partner's asshole. It is preferred for the "rhino" to penetrate at a full running charge. Technically speaking, this is a modified screwnicorn.
Ooooooo-weeeeeee! Damn that spearmint rhino was refreshing. It's like my asshole just brushed it's teeth.
Spearmint Rhino by Wild Hog March 9, 2011

smearman 

A person who bluntly says what no one else will in the most inappropriate moments and at the most inappropriate places, usually pertaining to raunchy sexual encounters said person has or wants to experience.
I was a total smearman the other night and told my fiancee's parents about a 10 dollar hooker i tea bagged the night before in Tijuana.

dude, he totally pulled a smearman at church last sunday, talking about how he gave your sister a spiderman. When the minister asked him what he was talking about he proceeded to telling a story of how he fucked his wife.
smearman by djblankshot November 19, 2007

spearminated 

Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal
Omg yall have you been on ONTD today? Jamie Lynn Spears has been spearminated!

Stearmanned

To be highly intoxicated, coined after seeing Richard Stearman celebrate Sheffield Uniteds promotion to the Premier league in 2019 and take drunkenness to a new level
He wasn't just pissed, he was proper stearmanned
Stearmanned by Wazooley April 28, 2019