Old
people who live in northern states, such as New York, Michigan, Vermont, Connecticut, etc, most of the year, but come
October, all flock to Florida or bordering states. Well known for filling up our roads, beaches, restaurants, pretty much anywhere you can think. Native Floridians are the best drivers on
earth due to having to share a road with them, and deal with their driving habits such as driving half the speed limit in a passing
lane or coming to an absolute dead
stop to make a turn on a busy road. The only reason snowbirds are widely accepted here is because most businesses and touirst traps see them as dollar signs, and they will gladly spend 30 dollars on a Florida mug with their grandkids names on it. Thats just a facade though, when in
reality, most native floridians want them gone. The closer you get to a body of water, the snowbird density with increase. Most of them always complain about traffic, and how crowded everything is, when in reality they are the cause of the problem. They love to brag about their home states and how things are better back up north, but in reality, no
one here gives a shit. They also believe that without them, Florida's economy would collapse, when in reality, it would rid the state of tourist traps that hug the interstate, something that no
one here wants to begin with. Bottom line, snowbirds are
people come down to Florida every
winter to enjoy the whether, but complain about almost everything else...
Example
1
Floridian
1: Why does Google Maps say its going to take an hour to get to the mall? That drive is normally 10 minutes?
Floridian 2: Some snowbird flipped their Lincoln on I-75 because they slammed on their breaks trying to look at the scenery. Lets just go the back way and
hope the same thing hasn't happened in that direction.
Example 2
Snowbird: Two hour wait to be seated at a
table?! Back in Michigan, a
table wouldve been ready for me , my wife Mable, and my 9 grandchilden already.
All the Floridians in the restaurant:
...then go back to Michigan...
