snarkiness 

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.

Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.

snarkiness by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014

slackness 

1. One's level of sexual looseness or skill.

'im one to b' proud of 'is slackness. 'e 'as all dem women. Di ooman dem wanna stamina daddy, ya hear. One wit all day slackness is one 'at stepper

slackness by Tim May 30, 2006

suckiness 

1. (noun) derived from the word suck that means not good or simply put... bad.

2. (noun) emphasizes something that is really really sucky/lame/crappy/terrible/yucky without the sexual innuendos that comes with the word suck.

1. Popular "cool" people suck a lot ...like their level of suckiness reaches new boundaries when they act like they're special and everyone else is a lesser person.

2. So yeah, suck on that suckiness of yours, you motherf*cking sucker.

suckiness by Tesaffrey April 24, 2014

Snackies 

The sober version of munchies.It's for the cool kids.
you get huingry, but you havent smoked at all, and nothing satisfies your hunger for a bit. there have been extreme cases of snackies, and that's why the dollar menu exists.

John:Dude! lets go to taco bell! i've got a major case of the snackies right now.
Jack: Dude, lets roll!

Snackies by fourthhitwonder October 1, 2009

slackness 

unwaranted perverse behavior

Sanjay's behavior at the bar was pure and utter slackness.

slackness by childofleroy September 11, 2003

Snackies 

The way to clearly specify an undying hunger while sober

Guy 1.5: Man, ive been eating all day but im still hungry, i guess i have the snackies
Guy 2: hot damn we need to get that taken care of

Snackies by crzy_gud_luks October 4, 2009

suckiness 

Stems from the word suck, or to suck. An adjactive meaning something is really crappy or sucky. Something that is completely featureless and super lame.

The suckiness of jBuilder is beyond compare.

suckiness by xBrady May 11, 2006