slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts

In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

slathering the fish by Dolbarado April 12, 2013

nutt smothering 

During mutual oral sex or "69ing" with the male on top, testicles drape over the nose of the partner on the bottom, covering the nostrils and impeding airflow.

Damn, when I was 69ing that bitch, I gave her such a nutt smothering that almost passed out.

nutt smothering by Fran tularensis March 18, 2009

mathering 

inserting ones finger or fist into one's anus male or female wilst that person is vomitting

i heard tom was good at mathering

mathering by ywenda October 14, 2011

Swithering 

When you cant decide between 2 options

I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul

Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003

smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

smothering majora by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

crystal shattering sex 

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

crystal shattering sex by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

compton scattering 

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto

There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.

compton scattering by ortho June 2, 2007