Slooth 

Regular ass bitch with a regular ass pussy, but has a lot of money.

"Damn she was ugly, but she had that slooth pussy."

Slooth by NIGGAJIM6969 June 11, 2019

Line Slooth 

When there is a painfully long cash register line at a local grocery/convenience store, it is common practice for another cashier to open another register. Blinded by the thrill and excitement of an open register, the line-goers have what one would call a store-gasm and rush to the other line, leaving less to zero people in the previous line. A Line Slooth is one who cleverly waits back and watches condescendingly at the fools who rush to the new line.

Annie: Hey, how'd you check out so fast? There was a huge line.
Bob: They opened up a new register. Naturally there was a rush to the new register so I waited back and was the only one left in the first line.
Annie: Classic Line Slooth!

Line Slooth by theLineSlooth September 15, 2011

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor

so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

sloochin von doitchen by PhiL dA CooKa October 13, 2011

Sloth Car 

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”

“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”

Sloth Car by Julesheart February 9, 2023

Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

Sloath by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014

sloth rub 

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

sloth rub by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014