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Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

Skin Sloughing Ritual 

Skin Sloughing Ritual is code for phone sex.
Sebastian wished that he could have Skin Sloughing Rituals with Blaine every night but he can't because Blaine is too busy earjacking his boyfriend, Kurt.

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.
1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.
slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011

Slothing 

When you drive your car really super slow to purposely back up traffic behind you. Term originated in the suburbs of North Jersey.
When John got out of school he started slothing the buses making the students on-board very upset.
Slothing by misfits May 3, 2012

Slothing 

Staying in bed or on the couch all day in pyjamas, sleeping and/or eating food
Sarah stayed home Slothing about.
Slothing by the_erlking June 11, 2013

slothing around 

def;- an act of just lazying around, an act of indolence , moving around clumsily or lazily.
: I was actually busy with other things, not just slothing around..

: I did nothing worthwhile today, just spent the day slothing around..