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The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.
- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.
Related Words

T-slutting 

Verb
-The act of being a woman in a state of semi-nudity, not wearing any bra or panties, while wearing a man’s t-shirt.
I could not contain my raging boner because my girl was t-slutting around the apartment again.
T-slutting by Bananaslug3 July 19, 2010

skunting 

Salvaging things that were thrown away. Almost like a treasure hunt. Dumpster diving
Angela: That rich family down the block just threw a shit load of nice things out!

Me: Oh shit! Lets go skunting!
skunting by Crystella Marie June 7, 2009

skusting 

A canadian slang term Meaning disgusting and or nasty.
That girls outfit was skusting.
skusting by Skusting February 19, 2016

sputting 

Sputting (Verb) spu tɪŋ

meaning "to Sputt"

to imitate sputt to the point of indistinguishability on a molecular level
see john over there? he's not good at sputting.
sputting by sbot50 February 18, 2021

Slutting around

A girl that gets with lots of people at the same time
Keely was really slutting around last night