Slurping Turtle 

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

Slurping Turtle by Das Kabong December 16, 2011

Slurping yams 

When you give a blowjob but the man cannot get hard

"Hey, did you hear Carson slurped Shimmon's yams at the party the other night?"

"Yeah, she tried him twice too"

"Talk ably slurping yams"

Slurping yams by 4Nero June 6, 2014

Cock Slurping Dick Waffle 

"Cock Slurping Dick Waffle" Is the ultimate possible insult that can exist (if you believe otherwise you are wrong btw)

Invoking this insult causes the universe to split and reality to crack for a moment....just a moment...and completely pulverize whoever it is who was unfortunate enough to encounter someone who knew this ancient of absolute destruction

Tom: You know what? I've had enough..

Chad: oh yeah? whatchu gonna do about it, HUH?!

Tom: ..Chad...You...You're...

Chad: yeah? I'm a what?

Tom: You're a COCK SLURPING DICK WAFFLE

Chad: ......Is that i-

The ground suddenly cracks, Thunder covers the earth, Storms obliterate the homes of all, Civil defense sirens ring out, Pluto sling shots into Neptune, The asteroid belt disperses at devastating speeds obliterating the rest of the solar system,
The galaxy collapses in on itself the universe disappears and then SUDDENLY....silence....everything is back to normal.....as if nothing ever happened...everything is the same except for....Chad....Chad is no more, Chad has ceased to exist....It is over for Chad...

Cock Slurping Dick Waffle by mexgema July 24, 2018

Dick Slurping 

When one puts a dick in ones mouth then one breathes in and makes a slurping sound with the dick in their mouth.

My girlfriend and i were dick slurping last night. My dick was tickled the whole time!

Dick Slurping by Dlmiller84 March 15, 2015

Curtain slurping 

Eating out a girl with flappy vag lips

So the other day I was giving some chick th business, I mean really curtain slurping; felt like I was sucking the roast beef out of an Arby’s sandwich.

Curtain slurping by GabePriest October 25, 2017

surping 

Riding waves on a SUP ( standup paddleboard).

The waves were small so instead of surfing I went surping.

surping by P Underground December 21, 2015

Slurpings 

The splatter caused by excessive or vigorous slurping of pasta and noodles.

She slurped her saucey pasta and the slurpings stained her new shirt.

Slurpings by daemck January 17, 2022