tits on a skewer 

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

tits on a skewer by TEEG February 11, 2006

Human Skewer 

When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.

Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"

Human Skewer by 5 Finger Xbox May 18, 2011

pork skewer 

To give a blow job and take it up the ass simultaneously.

What a whore. Last night she pulled a pork skewer

pork skewer by james May 13, 2005

Triflin-skewer 

One who's so desperate they are willing to disrespect and throw away family and friendship to get with your ex. A leftover chasing, low, dirty, shameless person.

I can't believe Henney is a

"triflin-skewer"! After all the times the fam showed him love in state and out.

Triflin-skewer by PinkFunDog July 24, 2019

Snowball skewer 

When your boy wakes up with morning wood and you pierce a snowball with his boner

I was up in Tahoe with the boys and my homie woke me up with snowball skewer

Snowball skewer by Simple yak January 15, 2022

Sewer skewer

When you put poo all over your penis , and someone eats it off in the fashion of eating a skewer.

Who's hungry ? It's not a BBQ but I'm serving sewer skewers!

Sewer skewer by Steriks187 August 3, 2017

Rusty Skewer 

When you hold a dildo in your mouth and place the end in a man's ass pushing it in and out. While he jacks in sync with the dildo penetration so it looks like the dildo is going straight through him with his jerk off motion.

Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.

Rusty Skewer by Dank devil dick September 12, 2017