skew 

meaning ew came from peterlee, north east england,

skew!! how u doing? inabit skew meaning see you later ew

skew by lisa marley April 16, 2005

Skew 

Something used on the penis to make it slippery, wet, and larger. Also used as a preventative of pregnancy.

Condoms are for boys. When you're a man, you use SKEW.

1. Ew dude you use condoms?
2. Yea?
1. They take away all the feeling tho.
2. But what else can I use?
1. SKEW! It makes your dick larger and prevents babies.
Garaunteed!

Skew by VstepN April 5, 2010

skew 

stupid, dumbass, worthy of getting punched in the balls, monkey, the action of getting punched in the balls

your so skew, your such a skew, GAH YOU SKEWED ME!

skew by will and taylor October 4, 2004

Skew 

The phrase given to a shit piece of work at Harrow School, UK.

Oh yeah, Charles fucked up his homework last week. he got a skew.

Skew by OliGWHS November 22, 2015

Skew 

A lame word used to attempt to describe cool things EVEN THOUGH skew is still dumb.

I hope you skew up your life!

Skew by Eril Mondal July 2, 2009

Skew 

A word often shouted by "Rednecks", as a sound of joy.

Also is a term used in geometry to represent a line that is slightly slanted. (But no one cares about that one)

*Tires Start Spinning* SKEWWWWW! America wooo yeah son!

Skew by 18gfd8ffd October 10, 2016

Skew 

Part of the LQBTQ+ community

Are you skew?

Skew by accusationilist June 7, 2018