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Something used on the penis to make it slippery, wet, and larger. Also used as a preventative of pregnancy.
Condoms are for boys. When you're a man, you use SKEW.

1. Ew dude you use condoms?
2. Yea?
1. They take away all the feeling tho.
2. But what else can I use?
1. SKEW! It makes your dick larger and prevents babies.
Garaunteed!
Skew by VstepN April 5, 2010
Related Words
skew Skewl Skewering Skewtch skewy skEwb Skewered skewt skew'dat Skewed
stupid, dumbass, worthy of getting punched in the balls, monkey, the action of getting punched in the balls
your so skew, your such a skew, GAH YOU SKEWED ME!
skew by will and taylor October 4, 2004
The phrase given to a shit piece of work at Harrow School, UK.
Oh yeah, Charles fucked up his homework last week. he got a skew.
Skew by OliGWHS November 22, 2015
A lame word used to attempt to describe cool things EVEN THOUGH skew is still dumb.
I hope you skew up your life!
Skew by Eril Mondal July 2, 2009
A word often shouted by "Rednecks", as a sound of joy.

Also is a term used in geometry to represent a line that is slightly slanted. (But no one cares about that one)
*Tires Start Spinning* SKEWWWWW! America wooo yeah son!
Skew by 18gfd8ffd October 10, 2016
Are you skew?
Skew by accusationilist June 7, 2018