Canadian stallion, origins in the most badass country without access to the sea. Gets all the girls, but only falls for blue haired girls called Laquisha. Never has to study to pass exam. Needs 180 rubs vodka to survive. True Mofo!
When the woman is no longer attracted to the man do too the ugly children. Resulting in her running away (usually around Xmas). Usually a dirty sinitta hill can be seen waiting in alleyways for a “good time”
Jimmy: “why are you leaving me?”
Dirty Sinitta Hill: “because our kids are ugly”
Jimmy: “My children are beautiful kids”
Dirty sinitta hill: “don’t make me giggle, sinna bizzle”
Jimmy “piss off you dirty sinitta hill”
The most beautiful girl in the world. She could first come off agrresively but will be the nicest person you will ever meet. She will have your backno matter what and she will do anything for her friends.