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put an egg in your shoe and beat it 

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ· 

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ·
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ·
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

Beaky Shoe 

The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.
Seller: 'Beaky Shoe! Beaky Shoe, plizz!'

Joe Public: 'Piss off!'
Beaky Shoe by Albert Woods January 4, 2009

Beef Stew in my Shoe 

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.
β€œBeef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.
Beef Stew in my Shoe by BB29576 April 21, 2023
A Shoebee is what on the old Nickolodeon show, "rocket Power" was the local nickname for a tourist. Tourists were called a shoe-bee because of how they wear sneakers or socks under sandals to the beach.
Otto: Guys, squid is totally looking like a shoebee.
Squid: what? how?
Reggie: Dude, youre wearing socks under your sandals...
Squid: ooooooh.
shoebee by mairin January 1, 2007
When you have to walk home because your phone is dead.
After a long night of drinking I was going to Uber home, but my phone was dead so I had Shoeber.
Shoeber by MR BOYER March 12, 2017