A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.
1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"
by A Flesh June 10, 2009
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There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor
There is no higher (or indeed lower depending on perspective) state of drunken stupor
john: you know.. i've seen boys get wasted, blllaadered, maashed, trounced, monged and even coor-don-blluured. but i've never seen anyone get as drunk as my man G did last night. He was completely smeared!
julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?
john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!
julian: tsk tsk! thats just not criket is it simon?
john: Hmph.. its not even squash byt!
by doa88 January 30, 2007
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Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!
Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks!
Brendan: Well i prefer zelda
Jim:were u in this convo?
Brendan:no
Jim:well shut the fuck up then.
Brendan:But....
Jim + Mid: U GOT UBER SCHMEARED GRUNDLE DUSTER!
by James Owens June 12, 2008
Get the uber schmeared mug.1.The state of being intoxicated, hammered, or drunk from Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.
2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
2.The messy bowel movement resulting from the previous night's binge of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.
if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.
by JackHammer October 27, 2005
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"Drake, what happened to your hair?"
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
"Last night I drank too much and passed out, and some of the guys totally beer sheared me... Now I'm bald."
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