Joe Shiesty 

The best QB to ever play for the Cincinnati Bengals

Marty: Joe Shiesty is dropping dimes!

E: That's because he's the best QB in Cincinnati Bengals history.

Joe Shiesty by Cheeseconeys January 15, 2022

Joe shiesty 

Shiesty, meaning something that is inconsiderate or deceitful, while paired with the name Joe makes Joe Shiesty. Joe means Joe Burrow, who is an American quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals and mostly all of the time joe just simply does not give a single damn about your nfl defense and will perform shiesty maneuvers on the other teams defense. Sometimes resulting in players wives saying the refs must’ve won the game for them.

-Dude, did you hear about patty Mahomes wife tweeting the refs won the game?

- ya dude, joe shiesty really out here

Joe shiesty by ColesArmy January 4, 2022

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.

I really want to bang William Shakespeare.

Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016

Shakespearience 

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.

Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

Shakespearience by all kids love heavy metal December 23, 2008

Shakes the clown 

An adult individual who works as a clown entertaining kids while withdrawling from drugs or booze so bad, that said clown cannot juggle bowling pins or perform any tricks for that matter. Shakes will eventually become angry and violent if not given the good stuff.

Is there something wrong with the clown for Timmy's party? It looks like he is having DT's....why is he scratching himself? Is he trying to pull a rabbit out of Timmy's ass?
Oh, you ordered shakes the clown. Just give him some liquor or a tranquilizer dart and he'll settle down.

Shakes the clown by sciflyer.25 September 12, 2010

Shakespeare Lines 

Lines of cocaine. The act of creating lines of cocaine with a credit card. Shakespeare wrote long lines of poetry, One replicating those lines with cocaine. Line of any white drug. Lines of of the white girl.

The Weeknd was on them Shakespeare Lines.
Pass me that credit card, Im on them shakespeare lines.

Shakespeare Lines by AWEIRDPYRMD July 29, 2012

Shakespear Moment 

A point in time when you warn someone against fucking something up, and then they immediately fuck it up.

It was a complete Shakespear moment when I told him not to break anything, and instead of doing that, he broke everything

Shakespear Moment by Authority.1 May 20, 2021