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Shark Bite 

When you take a girl with braces, put her stomach down and naked on the bed and tie her hands behind her back. You then proceed to have her perform oral sex on you. While she is doing this, you smack her on the ass with a paddle. Her hands move like the dorsal fin, her legs move like the tail fin, and she bites down on your penis (hence the bite). The "shark" part of the bite comes from the James Bond movie where the character named "Jaws" wore braces.
Damn my dick hurts!!! I met this cutie in Mexico during spring break. I had to ask her for her ID because she had braces. I got a great shark bite that night!!!!
Shark Bite by Cell Phone Cowboy April 10, 2008
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Shark Bite 

A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.
Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !

Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !
Shark Bite by Deathdog April 24, 2008

Shark-Bite 

Taking a bite out of a FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) or popsicle approaching from the side rather than from the top, which is the more conventional method here on Earth. A person may employ this technique to avoid someone elses frozen slobber(back-ice), or to sabotage the integrity of the frozen fruit bar's architecture....thereby, exposing the beneficial owner of the FrozeFruit bar to the catastrophic risk of a big mess.
Boy says to girl, "let me give that popsicle a haircut"
Girl hands her FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) to boy and then says, "Dont shark bite it, bitch." Boy takes a shark-bite real fast and says "I don't want any of your back-ice." as he hands it back to the girl.
2 minutes later, whats left of the popsicle falls off of the stick onto the white carpet.
Shark-Bite by Ace Binkley December 7, 2005

shark bite out of water 

biteing someone on the shoulder out of water and then uttering the words "shark bite out of water"
commonly used by nazneens
person 1: *standing there*
person 2: *creeps up on person 2 and bites theyre shoulder*
person 1: OUCH!
person 2: shark bite out of water! MWAHAHAHA
person 1: heyyyyyyyyy
person 2: MWHAHAHAHHA >:)
shark bite out of water by E//R//B September 20, 2009

Bourbon Street Shark Bite

Find a plastic shark that was thrown aside and stick it in your pants. Once in your pants, you have realized you have just been contracted with every STD know to man because the plastic shark was festering in vomit, blood, urine, and poop on Bourbon Street.
Sailey was drinking her 4th hand grenande and found a plastic shark on Bourbon Street. She stuck it in her pants and chased men but started feeling a burning sensation and then died hence contracting the deadly Bourbon Street Shark Bite!

Shark's Bite 

When someone bites your dick during oral
She gave me shark's bite man, I needed ice!
Shark's Bite by FinWonga October 6, 2016

Shark Biter 

One who isn't original. Constantly biting the swag of other people to an extent greater than a normal biter.
All these marks in the rap game are just wu-tang clan shark biters.
Shark Biter by lord jansport November 3, 2008